HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Remember to take some today and think about everything you have to be thankful for.

Also, take another minute or two and make a hand turkey. Still fun after all these years.



-The LaverTeam (did not draw this hand turkey.)

SARAH PALIN MUST DIE

ATTENTION SARAH PALIN:

HEED THIS WARNING: YOUR DAY IS UPON YOU. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE.

RIP: FRED. YOU WILL BE MISSED.

-TURK

Turkey Lurkey 2008 - A Smashing Success

Hello everyone!

Thank you to all of you who helped make Turkey Lurkey 2008 a huge success! All the food was delicious.

Special thanks to the Parks (Phil and Rich), and Jen for planning and hosting the event. (And cooking the turkey!) Also a shout-out to Andrea for helping set up the contest. (The Turkey Lurkey contest was postponed due to inclement weather. For those of you who prepared an entry for the event, please save it for next year.)

Finally, if any of you have photos you wish to share, please feel free to e-mail them to turkeylurkeyyesss@gmail.com to have them posted in this blog.

That's it! Everyone have a great Thanksgiving.

-The LaverTeam

Don't mess with TURK!

TURK SIGHTINGS:

SOME OF MY FAVORITE CLIPS STARRING YOURS TRULY, TURK THE TERRIBLE:

1) CLICK HERE -->DON'T MESS WITH TURK THE TERRIBLE.

2) I WOULD HAVE MESSED THIS GUY UP SOMETHING AWFUL CLICK HERE-->IF HE HAD OPENED THE DOOR.

I DON'T MESS AROUND!!!!!!! I WILL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND!!!!!!!!

-TURK

Turkey (Lurkey) In The Straw!

1) Turkey In The Straw! A cute take on the old classic.

2) Thanks to all of you who posted a Turkey Lurkey Haiku! Keep them coming! Our favorites so far:

I can't wait to eat
and feast on all the good treats
Yum, yum yummy.... yum.

-Joy Houser

and

Last Thanksgiving Day
My dessert was stomach flu
Sausage stuffing, ughhh

-Matt Dobschuetz, Ryan's co-worker at Shure

3) The Turkey Lurkey contest will be announced tomorrow. Stay tuned! There's a great prize at stake. Seriously - the prize will be awesome. For real, though - there's a prize this time. Not like the slop-off debacle of 2008. You'll want this prize. So read the blog.

-The LaverTeam

Turkey Lurkey Haiku

Turkey Lurkey Time
Phil and Jen are hosting
It will be awesome.

Almost Thanksgiving
Time to stuff food in your face
Until you throw up.

Mer is allergic
To turkey-related food
She's going to have ham.

Turk the Terrible
He wants to stop Thanksgiving
I say "F U, TURK!"


Comment with your own haiku!

-Ryan

Need Inspiration?

So Jen and Phil are providing the turkey. It's up to us to bring the lurkey!

Don't know what to bring? Here's a little inspiration.

Gobble, Gobble Knock, Knock

Turkey Day Knock Knock Jokes

Technical Difficulties

It has come to the attention of the moderators of this site that a hostile entity has managed to take control of certain site assets. We apologize for the technical difficulties and ask that you remain patient as we work to identify this "Turk the Terrible".

Your 2008 Turkey Lurkey Presenting Sponsors,
The LaverTeam

A WARNING FROM TURK THE TERRIBLE

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I, TURK THE TERRIBLE HEREBY ISSUE FORTH A WARNING FOR ALL WOULD-BE TURKEY EATERS:

CLICK ME --> DON'T EAT TURKEY - OR ELSE <-- CLICK ME

-TURK

I Can Has Turkey?

I Can Has Turkey?