Gobble, Gobble Knock, Knock

Turkey Day Knock Knock Jokes

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It has come to the attention of the moderators of this site that a hostile entity has managed to take control of certain site assets. We apologize for the technical difficulties and ask that you remain patient as we work to identify this "Turk the Terrible".

Your 2008 Turkey Lurkey Presenting Sponsors,
The LaverTeam

A WARNING FROM TURK THE TERRIBLE

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I, TURK THE TERRIBLE HEREBY ISSUE FORTH A WARNING FOR ALL WOULD-BE TURKEY EATERS:

CLICK ME --> DON'T EAT TURKEY - OR ELSE <-- CLICK ME

-TURK

I Can Has Turkey?

I Can Has Turkey?