Turkey Lurkey Time
Phil and Jen are hosting
It will be awesome.
Almost Thanksgiving
Time to stuff food in your face
Until you throw up.
Mer is allergic
To turkey-related food
She's going to have ham.
Turk the Terrible
He wants to stop Thanksgiving
I say "F U, TURK!"
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-Ryan
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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3 comments:
Here's a haiku for you:
Turkey tastes real gross
Like the fungus in your toes
I'll be having ham.
I am making rolls
with real yeast, which grows and grows
I guess that's gross, too.
I can't wait to eat
and feast on all the good treats
Yum, yum yummy.... yum.
:)
Turkey is the best,
Can't wait for the food coma
I heart Tryptophan!
Made tofurkey once
It sucked- the silver lining
Bears over Lions
Last Thanksgiving Day
My dessert was stomach flu
Sausage stuffing, ughhh
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